Birthday Wishlist

Track/Stream: The Corrs - Only When I Sleep

My family bitches incessantly about how hard it is to shop for presents for me. Since my birthday is in a couple months, I've decided to start maintaining a list of presents I would like:

• Tie with Carbon Fiber color scheme
• Subscription to Playboy
• A better design for this blog
• 59 Horsepower Hydraulic Chicken Harvester
• ThinkGeek Gift Certificates

Feel free to get me any of these, but you can probably guess which one I really want.