Dinner Tonight

Track/Stream: Dido - My Life

Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients

• 1 girlfriend
• 1 ex-girlfriend
• 1 ex-girlfriend's husband
• 1 ex-girlfriend's fetus
• a pinch of embarassing memories

Instructions

• Prepare by forgetting to pick ex-girlfriend et. al. up from airport the night before.
• Place all ingredients in the same room. Set departure time half an hour before likely to leave.
• Serve food of questionable spicyness to people who have acid-reflux.
• Allow conversation to proceed unabated.
• Allow girls to use restroom at the same time.

Makes: 1 can whoop-ass

I know what's on the menu for me tonight.