Lynda's Back

Track/Stream: Custom - Hey Mister

Lynda's cousin Brian bailed on picking her up from the airport, so I stepped in. I conveniently had taken the day off due to being sick (the trick, kids, is to dip your nose in a pan of water, then inhale sharply just before calling - this produces a nice runny nose sound along with a good phlegmy cough). So I ran a couple errands, like dropping laundry off, and got her car and picked her up.

I'm going to take a break here and extol the virtues of New York City laundromats. New York laundromats suck. Big time. The only good thing about them is that you don't have to be in them often. It usually costs me about $30 to do my laundry (when you factor in detergent, softener, dryer sheets, and a soda while I wait). It costs about $25 to have the laundromat do all your laundry for you and fold/hang it, and it's done in 6 hours. Plus you get the sadistic pleasure of knowing someone else has to clean your dirty underwear. Does life get any better?

So I got Lynda from JFK (she flew out of LaGuardia. Thank you, Delta, for that itinerary). We pretty much made out the entire car ride home. Almost rear-ended a few people, got honked at, all in all: fun. We get to her place and the following series events occur:

• 4:40 pm - Arrive at Lynda's. Clean up cat's mess
• 4:45 pm - Mess around
• 5:45 pm - Make dinner
• 6:05 pm - Eat dinner
• 6:07 pm - Remove cat from dinner plate
• 6:20 pm - Finish dinner
• 6:21 pm - Mess around
• 7:30 pm - Watch The Grudge (with Andrew too)
• 7:35 pm - Bitch about how crappy The Grudge is
• 8:30 pm - Pause The Grudge while Andrew answers the door
• 8:35 pm - Stop making out, resume movie
• 9:15 pm - Finish The Grudge, start watching Eurotrip
• 10:00 pm - Finish Eurotrip, go to bed
• 1:00 am - Go to sleep
• 3:30 am - Get up to use restroom
• 3:31 am - Step on cat's tail, wake Lynda up screaming because cat sounds exactly like creepy cat-boy-thing in The Grudge
• 3:35 am - Go back to bed, lie awake, can't stop thinking about creepy cat-boy-thing
• 5:00 am - Still awake
• 6:00 am - Still awake
• 6:45 am - Lynda wakes up
• 7:45 am - Get out of bed, take shower
• 8:30 am - Get out of shower
• 8:50 am - Take Lynda to class

I need to pick her up in half an hour or so, maybe I'll try to take a nap.