Porn Names

Track/Stream: Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty

I got into a discussion about the unique name thing with a couple coworkers. Of course the conversation strayed to porn. So, what porn name you would choose for yourself?

Me: Craig Shaftway (0 on Google) or Thickly Settled (13,900 on Google)
Chris: Dick Striker (18 on Google)
Ralph: Scuba Buzz (2 on Google)
Amar: Buck Naked (71,000 on Google)
Lynda: Sugar (31,500,000 on Google)
Liz: Fifi Greenwood (0 on Google)

I'll add more as results come in