Zack's "The One"

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Zack's been seeing this chick named Dara for a couple weeks (which, for him, qualifies as a long term relationship). Last night he kept on telling me how great and how awesome his relationship with her is. He sounded positively giddy. No matter what I asked he said she was perfect in almost every way.

So I asked if she was "the one."

His response:

No, what are you talking about? Are you crazy? She's Jewish and wants to marry a Jewish guy. She knows that we're only messing around. Anytime any of that relationship bullshit comes up, I just have to say 'Not Jewish' and she drops it. It's awesome.

Why am I not surprised?