Life: The Soundtrack

Monday, March 14, 2005

Tickets4Sex.com

Track/Stream: Digitally Imported - Goa/Psy Trance

Amar managed to score a pair of tickets to a U2 Concert in October at the Garden. Now he needs to find a chick to take with him. He pointed out that he could offer the tickets on craigslist and specify that only hot chicks need apply.

I then pointed out that, as long as he's only offering to hot chicks and he didn't have to pay much for the tickets himself, he should only offer the tickets to chicks who will sleep with him. And thus a new website proposal was born......

Tickets4Sex.com

We get a small camera crew to film chicks sleeping with Amar. The only compensation they get is a free concert ticket. Maybe we'd list a series of upcoming concerts and get women to email him proposals. The comedy aspect of running a site like this alone would be worth its weight in gold.

The best part is that after they sleep with him, they'll have to stand next to him at the concert itself. Of course, we'd be sure to arm him with a series of inappropriate comments....

Sooooooooooooo. You sore?


You know, Green Day is going to be in town next week...


You were good. Not as good as the chick I saw Blink 182 with, but good



1 Comments:

  • And the Kama Sutra position number 96, well took you by surprise..

    Anonymous Anonymous
    4:43 PM  

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