12 Steps

Track/Stream: Gladiator (Movie)

I have some advice for Lynda's ex (Mike). He has a problem and he needs to deal with it. So I advise he follow the following 12 step program:

Step 1	Admit that you are powerless over being an asshole - that your life has become unmanageable.
Step 2	Believe that a Power greater than yourself can restore you to sanity.
Step 3	Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of God as you understand Him.
Step 4	Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Step 5	Admit to God, to yourself and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs.
Step 6	Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Step 7	Humbly ask Him to remove your shortcomings.
Step 8	Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.
Step 9	Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Step 10	Continue to take personal inventory and when you were wrong promptly admitted it.
Step 11	Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, as you understand Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for you and the power to carry that out.
Step 12	Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry this message to assholes, and to practice these principles in all of your affairs.