Plans A, B & C

So I've got a couple plans:

Plan A

I will write blog entries on my phone when I feel like it. I will be more vigilant about uploading these entries upon arrival home. At that point, or possibly later, I will review, edit and stylize my posts (such as adding interesting links). This will keep my blog updated.

Plan B

I will go to Macy's to buy a new shirt (coffee was spilled on the one I'm wearing. I haven't made any arrests, but my leading suspect is my left hand. He had the motive and the means) in preparation for a fat-cats night tonight. Afterwards, I will seek a cigar store; again in preparation for fat-cats night. Finally I will browse some blogs I like. This has nothing to do with fat-cats night, but I want to do it and it doesn't warrant a plan of its own.

Plan C

World domination.


It's important to note that these plans are in no way exclusive of each other. For instance, plans A and C could be combined to great effect. Or plans B and C. Or pretty much any plan and C.

My Blog is Back (Hey Na... Hey Naaaaaaaa My Blog is Back)

It has indeed been a month and a half since anything was posted, and I have decided to try to get back into the swing of things. This absence has been due to the following reasons:

a.) I moved in with Lynda and we completely redecorated

2.) I started a new job which I don't feel comfortable blogging from just yet

D.) I'm lazy

So I come back with 2 things of note to blog about. First of all, we got our tickets for San Francisco. I grew up in Berkeley and want to go visit the 'rents and all. We've got a huge list of things planned:

• Pier 39
• Fisherman's Wharf
• Alcatraz
• Coit Tower
• Exploratorium
• Golden Gate Bridge
• Sailing under the Golden Gate Bridge
• Santa Cruz
• Top Dog
• A bunch of other stuff I can't remember

We will have some spare time, so if I know you, you're in the area, and you're not on my shit list, give me a ring/email/homing pigeon/whatever and we'll hook up.


Second, we got the coolest outfit for Lynda from Purple Passion. It's made by Lip Service, and most of their stuff is kinda kinky. This is no exception. We got the "Achtung Playtime Funnelneck Coat" and oh baby, this one is going to be fun. We even picked up a riding crop to go with it. We need to get it altered slightly to tighten the snaps and find some boots and a matching bra. We also hit the first sale I've ever seen at Toys in Babeland (apparently they changed their name) and got a ton of loot.

I swear we're not taking it to California though.

Well, not all of it...