Advice From the 'Rents
Track/Stream: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
A conversation with Lynda last night reminded me of a conversation between my mom and I a few months ago. I was still dating Dina and know I needed to break up with her. My mom was trying to give me advice.
Keep in mind, this was over the phone while I was at the office...
Mom: | Let's do some role playing. Pretend I'm Dina |
Me: | Uhhhhnnnnn, I really don't think this is a good idea |
Mom (as Dina): | Paul? What did you want to tell me? |
Me: | I think we should stop seeing each other |
Mom (as Dina): | What? Why? What did I do wrong? |
Me: | You're horrible in bed |
Mom (as Dina): | But... |
Mom (as Herself): | Wait, what?!?! |
Me: | [Laughs] |
Mom (as Dina): | But I can learn. I can get better. You can teach me |
Me: | O...K... Role playing over |
And this is why I keep my parents away from my girlfriends.
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